Title: The Tower of Babble, or The Eliot Spencer Will Never Drink Again In His Life Job
Beta(s): tinylegacies & whiskyinmind
Artists: deadflowers5 & errant_evermore
Characters/Pairings: Eliot/Nate, Eliot/Moreau
Genre: I want your love and I want your revenge, you and me could write a (British university AU) CRACK ROMANCE.
Warnings/spoilers: BAD LANGUAGE. Drinking. Poptarts.
Word Count: ~29,000
Summary: Eliot Spencer should have learned never to drink again after the incident at the Fresher’s Fair with the giant bunny and the empty beer keg. He never learned this vital life lesson, so life has decided to teach him the lesson directly – with Nate’s unavailable unbelievably hot arse, Hardison’s smart phone, and Moreau’s dirty smirk (and dirtier intentions) providing Eliot’s brain with possibly insurmountable obstacles.
But with his crazy-ass housemates Sophie and Parker, Nate’s past, and Eliot’s insane addiction to Poptarts joining the fray, Eliot may just have a chance of coming out of this with his sanity intact.
(His dignity, FYI, a lost cause forever.)
(Banner made by deadflowers5)
( It is a fact universally acknowledged.... )